Saturday, January 12. 2008

Movies: Ruining My Imagination Since 1996

As your lawyer, I recommend that you DON’T watch the trailer for <i>My Name is Bruce</i>, the Bruce Campbell movie I’ve had two years to imagine in my mind.  The one in my head is AMAZING but the real life one looks really awful.  I’m really disappointed; I just hope I can save you the same fate.

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2008-01-13 10:13
marcus132 said:

I don’t know. It looks pretty much exactly how I’ve been picturing it all along. Maybe a bit sillier in tone.

I’ll see it. It’s already better than Alien Apocalypse. (I’ll be a BC nerdboy here and admit that I’ve seen all of the obscure films that the kid says as the screen flashes through the famous ones.)

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2008-01-13 16:19
jer said:

Have you seen Crime Wave (or perhaps Crimewave)?

It SEEMS like it’d rule: written by the Coen Brothers, directed by Sam Raimi, but it most certainly does not rule.

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2008-01-13 16:24
marcus132 said:

Yep.

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2008-01-15 15:24
the constant skeptic said:

thanks for the warning, so I am not going to watch it.

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2008-01-15 16:46
jer said:

I’ll update when I watch the movie. If it’s good you’ll hear about it.

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