Not only does the world not need remakes of <i>Friday the 13th</i> and <i>Nightmare on Elm Street</i> but it MOSTDEFINITELY does not need the involvement of Michael Bay in either of them.
Well, Freddy is going to be entirely motion-capture CG. But Shia will do the voice of Young Freddy Krueger. As for Modern Day Freddy Krueger, it’s going to be Bruce Willis.
The author lives in Vancouver, Washington, USA with his girlfriend and a menagerie of cats, rats, fish, birds, guinea pigs and robots.
Among other inanities, he strives to use investigative techniques to work young starlet breasts into every aspect of rational discourse — focusing on the discourse, thus making it not perverted. Also, has recently begun a career as “Internet hairstylist.”
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