I know we're not the bestest of friends, but you may have noticed that we spend a rather large amount of time together. I've been thinking: I'd like for you to do something for me to make that time just a little bit more pleasant.
You know how I use <a href="http://reader.google.com">your Reader</a> to read all the blogs and stuff to which I subscribe? (Of course you do. You know EVERYTHING about me.) Anyway, I frequently find that, after reading an article in
The author lives in Vancouver, Washington, USA with his girlfriend and a menagerie of cats, rats, fish, birds, guinea pigs and robots.
Among other inanities, he strives to use investigative techniques to work young starlet breasts into every aspect of rational discourse -- focusing on the discourse, thus making it not perverted. Also, has recently begun a career as "Internet hairstylist."
He can be contacted via email and Jabber IM at 'email@example.com'. He likes to be contacted.
(All press inquiries, however, ought be directed towards the author's agent, Alistair Hoel, via email to firstname.lastname@example.org.)