Friday, August 29. 2008

Recycled content: Recent Twitter posts

jer@nyquil.org
I cracked myself up with a comment and have to share: http://flickr.com/photos/dd… about 1 hour ago from web

jer@nyquil.org “The police are on their way, Batman!” : http://tinyurl.com/5ujvcd  about 2 hours ago from web

jer@nyquil.org
Playing with iGoogle for first time. I Just added a tab named ‘Porn’ and Google thoughtfully populated it with actual porn. Amazing. about 17 hours ago from web

jer@nyquil.org “No! You get outta here! No ‘Happy Beginning!!!’ What you think, this
massage parlor?! This handjob parlor. You no come back!” 09:10 AM August 26, 2008 from Twinkle

jer@nyquil.org In order to reduce gang violence, does the Red Cross hold ‘Crip drives’ in certain Los Angeles neighborhoods? 08:59 PM August 25, 2008 from TwitterFon

jer@nyquil.org After much thought, I’ve decided to carry a gun at all times. Never
know when my grandson is going to try to come back in time to kill me. 09:49 AM August 09, 2008 from web

jer@nyquil.org My hypothetical grandson has still not come through time to attempt to kill me. He must be biding his… Er, time.09:13 AM August 13, 2008 from Twinkle

jer@nyquil.org Creepy Christian song last.fm played me today: http://tinyurl.com/5uaohg (listen to the words) 06:11 PM August 12, 2008 from web

jer@nyquil.org Thinking of getting a large, shirtless Danny Trejo tattooed all across my chest. 05:29 PM August 12, 2008 from Twinkle

jer@nyquil.org After sequel failed to meet sales expectations, Warners considering allowing Tim Burton to use his unique vision to reboot BATMAN franchise. 11:58 AM August 12, 2008 from Twinkle

jer@nyquil.org Theory: spider web is nature’s cotton candy. 12:10 PM August 09, 2008 from Twinkle

jer@nyquil.org Spider web is NOT — I repeat, NOT — nature’s cotton candy. 12:11 PM August 09, 2008 from Twinkle
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2008-08-29 19:00
Daniel said:

Hey Jer, hope you’re feelin’ better.

Here’s a new movie idea that requires you to illustrate a poster for your blog:

Beetusjuice, staring Wilford Brimley

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jer@nyquil.org

The author lives in Vancouver, Washington, USA with his girlfriend and a menagerie of cats, rats, fish, birds, guinea pigs and robots.

Among other inanities, he strives to use investigative techniques to work young starlet breasts into every aspect of rational discourse — focusing on the discourse, thus making it not perverted. Also, has recently begun a career as “Internet hairstylist.”

He can be contacted via email and Jabber IM at ‘jer@nyquil.org’. He likes to be contacted.

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Winner* of Sean Gleeson’s Researcher of the Century Award.

*: I’ve technically only earned 5/6ths of the award, but maintain that I deserve the whole thing.

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