Know what the world doesn’t need? Another freakin’ Captain America movie.

Just because Hollywood keeps making PUNISHER reboots, and they’ve now managed to reboot both Batman and Hulk franchises, TWICE — not to mention a pending Superman reboot — doesn’t mean we need another Captain America.

I’ve decided that, from now on, only the first incarnation of a comic book film will be acknowledged.

For instance: I did indeed see The Punisher, and he was played by Dolph Lundgren — and it was terrible. I also saw The Fantastic Four, which was produced by Roger Corman — and really, REALLY, terrible. Batman’s greatest weapon was shark-deterrent spray.

Thank you for your cooperation.