In compliance with new FTC regulations, it's now time to disclose a few things about some of the content on my blog over the last several years. All that talk about Wilford Brimley a few years back? Yup, I got a lifetime supply of Quaker Oats as a result. All that talk about Heinz ketchup and mustard? Lifetime supply. All that talk about celebrity boobs? Lifetime supply. All that talk about the Lifetime network? Lifetime supply. All that Google crap plastered all over my site layout and throughout recent blog posts? Lifetime supply. I haven't gotten diddly squat from Vicks/NyQuil.