‘Star Wars’ is Satan’s tool

In this “Final Episode” of the Star Wars, EVIL triumphs using the Force – a greater force they claim than God! This is a Dangerous LIE! This is no mindless entertainment, but an attempt by DEMONS to distract you from your real 75 year mission on planet Earth, to give yourself to Jesus! Do not trust a Yodah puppet from Satan’s dream factory, trust in the Word of the Bible!

Group asks Burger King to halt ‘Star Wars’ deal

One day after a record-shattering weekend for Star Wars, Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, an advocacy group is asking Burger King to stop the tie-in of its Kids Meals with the film because it is rated PG-13.

‘Star Wars’ exerts force in earthly politics

A year after Michael Moore weighed into the 2004 presidential campaign with “Fahrenheit 9/11,” both sides of America’s partisan divide are debating the political messages of a far different movie — “Star Wars.”

Even before it opened in theaters last week, some observers were drawing unflattering parallels between the story of interplanetary treachery in “Star Wars: ‘Episode III — Revenge of the Sith” and the Bush administration’s war on terror and its decision to invade Iraq.

Darth Vader robs Illinois theater

Police in Springfield, Illinois say a man wearing a Darth Vader mask walked into a movie theater, shoved an employee out of the way and grabbed a bunch of cash.

Investigators say the robber didn’t display any weapons- not even a light saber.

Interestingly enough, I got what appeared to be a spam email telling me to go to that Tool of Satan site late last night — which I had fully intended to do earlier in the day, but completely forgot. Thanks spammers!

I think the group trying to get the Burger King promotion ended has a really good point, one I had not previously thought of. I think part of the problem is that the tie-in was well underway before the movie earned its PG-13 rating from the MPAA, it may be possible that neither party fully expected it and felt it was too late to back out.