Regal Theaters is about to test out an interesting methodology to combat some common irritations people associate with going to the movies.  The device [pictured below] will be available to select patrons, having buttons to easily alert management to several problems.

I think this is a pretty good idea, but I think it’s lacking some important buttons. I’ve taken the liberty of making a few improvements:

Anything I’ve missed?

(BTW: I just noticed post-photo-doctoring that a higher-resolution image is available. D’oh!)

$100 Million Payday For Feedburner – This Deal Is Confirmed

Can someone please let me know when it’s OK to start worrying about Google controlling the internet? 

While “researching” my previous stupid idea, I had an even stupider one. I now present you with the following 80’s sitcom that never was, based around the idea that when your mom is a “ho” — and dead — it’s never quite clear just who your biological uncle is:

I was planning to try to space these out some, but because of the positive reaction, I’m gonna do another now.

WHO AM I?

WHO AM I?

First person to answer in the comments wins.