I’m somewhat of a time-travel expert. Thusly, I will now explain something no one ever seems to understand.

The so-called “Grandfather Pair o’ Docs”:

My grandfather gave me a sweet pair of Docs. If I were to put on Grampa’s Docs and then go back in time and steal Grampa’s Docs before he could give them to me, he could never give them to me; clearly then I could not be wearing them. But I am.

Plus, once I steal Grampa’s Docs, there are now entirely too many Docs. This cannot happen.

I hope that cleared things up for you.

On Tuesday, July the 22nd, the fantastic British sitcom, SPACED, (from the minds of the people who brought you Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz) gets its long-awaited US DVD release.

If you haven’t already imported a copy from the UK, I highly, HIGHLY recommend you pick up a copy of the US release. Highly.

I’ve not met a geek who doesn’t like this show, so get in on the ground floor while you still have the chance to be the one telling people about it.

Spaced: The Complete Series

Dear Internet,

I made you a new muxtape: nyquildotorg.muxtape.com

This one is the fruit of a couple years subscribed to “mashup” podcasts and filtering out the creme of the crop. I think all of these are extremely listen-to-able, and I hope you enjoy.

Dear Amazon,

The Kindle is nice and all, but it’s a lot of money for a dedicated device for reading books when I already have tons of devices capable of reading books. A screen, a wireless connection and a keyboard. That describes a Kindle. That also describes laptops, cellphones, iPhones, PDAs, etc.

If you want to sell lots more ebooks, I suggest you release Kindle software for some or all of those devices. Specifically I would suggest laptops and iPhones. The iPhone is my preferred way to read Kindle books (it is way smaller and lighter than Kindle, and I already have it with me all the time), but it’d be really swell if I could wirelessly purchase the books from you and not have to break the law in order to read them.

Now that Apple has 3rd-party apps for iPhone/iPod Touch, I HIGHLY recommend that you make a Kindle app for them. You’ll sell bajillions more books than you already do. BAJILLIONS.