Wednesday, August 31. 2005

Natalie Portman Kicks Ass

Considering that at least 11% of my traffic every month is from people direct linking to that picture of Natalie Portman’s bald head, I feel that it is in my best interest to post a picture of her new mohawk.

Clicking that link will take you to the source, where some more (but not any better) pictures can be found.

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Posted by jer@nyquil.org at 23:30



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2005-08-31 23:34
Christian said:
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The comments thing looks great!

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2005-08-31 23:54
jer said:
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Thanks. I’ve been trying to get it to work with transparency so that it will look nice no matter what the users background color is, but no matter what i do it has ugly white jaggy crap around the text. Oh well, most people use whiteish backgrounds anyway :)

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2006-04-27 05:57
girlllll said:

oohhh…I love her with this hair!!

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2006-05-23 22:06
Virgil said:
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natalie portman looks better with her HEAD SHAVED instead of all of that hair she had. She should keep her hair that short for a long time.

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2006-05-28 15:54
Anonymous said:

I don’t know. She thinks she’s trying to be subversive or something, to breakdown common concpetions of what is feminine or whatever, but the mohawk is actually trendy now. 50% of the dudes walking around these days have a mohawk. How about an inverse mohawk, one that goes from ear to ear instead of forhead to backhead. That’s what I’m waiting for? How many people have done that one?

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2006-07-05 03:31
Cailtin said:
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she looked WAY WAY BETTER before!!!

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