Monday, September 5. 2005

Fun with Direct Linking

I need a little help.

See, this picture of Natalie Portman’s bald head has accounted for over 32% of all my traffic in the last week. I don’t want to disable the ability for people to link directly to the things I post, but I have to say that this irks me just a tad. It isn’t even a good picture! I posted a much better one, they should be linking to that.

In any case, I’ve decided to replace that image with something hilarious that might make viewers question the morality of the person posting the image. Any suggestions? I’m currently leaning towards this:

but I’d love to see what anyone else suggests.

UPDATE: Hello NataliePortman.com visitors!

Defined tags for this entry: , , , ,

Comments: 8. Click to add/view.
Posted by jer@nyquil.org at 13:33



Related entries by tags:
Wallpaper: Green and Red Sweater
A Trouble with Twitter: I try to stop people from looking like idiots.
I Solved It: problems with an iconic album cover rectified


Comments
Display comments as (Linear | Threaded)

2005-09-05 14:17
marcus132 said:
*

Hahaha! That is comedy gold!

#1 (Reply)
2005-09-05 15:37
redrobin1181 said:
*

I think the watercolor is a lovely choice hehe

#2 (Reply)
2005-09-05 20:44
jer said:
*

Here it is in action
http://nyquil.org/uploads/sternfanshot.jpg

stupid comment system won’t allow links, I’ll have to look into that.

#3 (Reply)
2005-09-05 22:33
Joe Bob said:

I like it ;o)

#4 (Reply)
2005-09-06 17:57
Robin said:
*

Holy muscular pecs, Batman!
That is hot!

Oh boy, it’s the Bat-Signal!
Well, it looks like someone’s gonna need a spanking!
......HERE I GO!
Robin OUT!

#5 (Reply)
2005-09-08 16:15
kali Hall said:
*

You rock making fun of Natalie Portman,she sucks!

#6 (Reply)
2005-09-09 01:37
not important said:
*

One I do not like the picture, and two she dose not suck what do you have against her.

#6.1 (Reply)
2005-09-09 22:11
Steamboat Itchy said:

That’s some funny stuff.

#7 (Reply)

Add Comment

BBCode format allowed
Textile-formatting allowed
E-Mail addresses will not be displayed and will only be used for E-Mail notifications
Gravatar supported
 
 


Chat with me

Google Talk:
jer@nyquil.org

AIM:
nyquiljer

Yahoo! IM:
nyquildotorg

Giganews Newsgroups

About the Author

Jer Warren

Mobile-addicted. Web-dependent. Android developer. Nerd.

jer@nyquil.org
@nyquildotorg
360-320-NERD

jer@nyquil.org

The author lives in Vancouver, Washington, USA with his girlfriend and a menagerie of cats, rats, fish, birds, guinea pigs and robots.

Among other inanities, he strives to use investigative techniques to work young starlet breasts into every aspect of rational discourse — focusing on the discourse, thus making it not perverted. Also, has recently begun a career as “Internet hairstylist.”

He can be contacted via email and Jabber IM at ‘jer@nyquil.org’. He likes to be contacted.

(All press inquiries, however, ought be directed towards the author’s agent, Alistair Hoel, via email to ahoel@nyquil.org.)


Winner* of Sean Gleeson’s Researcher of the Century Award.

*: I’ve technically only earned 5/6ths of the award, but maintain that I deserve the whole thing.

Show tagged entries

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Syndicate This Blog