I'd just like to take a second to say that if you've ever tried to do a one handed shuffle while making sure your shot is framed and your camera isn't running out of space and trying to mentally think about what you're saying and indicating with your hands, then you know just how difficult this is. I left in me spraying cards everywhere in so that you can see that while it happens alot at first, it happens less frequently as you get better. I'm pretty good at it, but it still happens to me.
During editing, I found that my verbalizations are neither coherent nor grammatically correct. I feel kind of stupid about saying things George W. Bush says from time to time, but I now understand what causes him to do it. "A little bit more fancier," indeed.
The author lives in Vancouver, Washington, USA with his girlfriend and a menagerie of cats, rats, fish, birds, guinea pigs and robots.
Among other inanities, he strives to use investigative techniques to work young starlet breasts into every aspect of rational discourse -- focusing on the discourse, thus making it not perverted. Also, has recently begun a career as "Internet hairstylist."
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