Monday, October 31. 2005

A Halloween Invention Dentists WIll Love

In honor of Halloween, I’d like to share a new invention. This invention, provided I can get 4 out of 5 dentists on board with me, is going to make me very, very rich.

My newest invention: the candy toothbrush, complete with candy toothpaste.

Be sure to brush 3 times a day after meals kids!

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jer@nyquil.org

The author lives in Vancouver, Washington, USA with his girlfriend and a menagerie of cats, rats, fish, birds, guinea pigs and robots.

Among other inanities, he strives to use investigative techniques to work young starlet breasts into every aspect of rational discourse — focusing on the discourse, thus making it not perverted. Also, has recently begun a career as “Internet hairstylist.”

He can be contacted via email and Jabber IM at ‘jer@nyquil.org’. He likes to be contacted.

(All press inquiries, however, ought be directed towards the author’s agent, Alistair Hoel, via email to ahoel@nyquil.org.)


Winner* of Sean Gleeson’s Researcher of the Century Award.

*: I’ve technically only earned 5/6ths of the award, but maintain that I deserve the whole thing.

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