The first hint Dale Airsman got that his morning’s chores might end badly was the unusual growl from Charlie, a 4-year old llama.

The noise graduated to a high-pitched squeal, whereupon Charlie spit, flattened his ears back and bared his teeth, including the three sets of razor-sharp “fighting teeth,” which llamas use to rip the scrotum from male competitors in the wild.

To me, there can be no clearer evidence for Intelligent Design than this; having teeth specially suited for scrotum removal could not happen by accident^*. Most intelligent design. Ever.

Well, designing mosquitos to be attracted to people infected with malaria is a pretty good design too.

Here’s the rest of the article, where you can see pictures of these special teeth, but if you’re hoping Mr. Airsman got his nuts bitten off, you’ll be disappointed.

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