This is the first installment of a feature that may make an occasional appearance here at nyquil.org, The Songs of Trey Parker.
This is my favorite of Trey's songs from the movie Cannibal! The Musical, and is about Trey's character Alferd missing his horse Leanne. Sorry about the crappy video quality, but I was trying to keep this 3 minute long clip under 20 megs. You'll need the XVID codec to view it. (You can get it from here.)
: Trey was once engaged to a girl named Leanne, and she left him at the altar for another man. Therefore whenever Trey needs a female character of questionable morals, he names her Leanne. See: Cartman's mom.
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