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About the Author

The author lives in Vancouver, Washington, USA with his girlfriend and a menagerie of cats, rats, fish, birds, guinea pigs and robots.

Among other inanities, he strives to use investigative techniques to work young starlet breasts into every aspect of rational discourse -- focusing on the discourse, thus making it not perverted. Also, has recently begun a career as "Internet hairstylist."

He can be contacted via email and Jabber IM at ''. He likes to be contacted.

(All press inquiries, however, ought be directed towards the author's agent, Alistair Hoel, via email to

Winner* of Sean Gleeson's Researcher of the Century Award.

*: I've technically only earned 5/6ths of the award, but maintain that I deserve the whole thing.