Thursday, January 26. 2006

Porn in My Pocket

One downside to collecting callgirl cards: whenever you pull out your wallet to pay for something, it is inevitably covered in pornography.

At least I know my secret is safe with them; I keep seeing billboards advertising the fact that whatever happens in Vegas does in fact stay in Vegas.

Thank goodness for that.

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jer@nyquil.org

The author lives in Vancouver, Washington, USA with his girlfriend and a menagerie of cats, rats, fish, birds, guinea pigs and robots.

Among other inanities, he strives to use investigative techniques to work young starlet breasts into every aspect of rational discourse — focusing on the discourse, thus making it not perverted. Also, has recently begun a career as “Internet hairstylist.”

He can be contacted via email and Jabber IM at ‘jer@nyquil.org’. He likes to be contacted.

(All press inquiries, however, ought be directed towards the author’s agent, Alistair Hoel, via email to ahoel@nyquil.org.)


Winner* of Sean Gleeson’s Researcher of the Century Award.

*: I’ve technically only earned 5/6ths of the award, but maintain that I deserve the whole thing.

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