Does anyone have any helpful tips on recording conversations via a cellphone? Heinz finally got back to me Alistair today, saying that they really need to talk to me him in person, giving me him a special reference code to get me him through the QC screeners.
I hate talking on the phone, but I really have to call them, and it would be plain irresponsible to not share it with you all as well.
The author lives in Vancouver, Washington, USA with his girlfriend and a menagerie of cats, rats, fish, birds, guinea pigs and robots.
Among other inanities, he strives to use investigative techniques to work young starlet breasts into every aspect of rational discourse -- focusing on the discourse, thus making it not perverted. Also, has recently begun a career as "Internet hairstylist."
He can be contacted via email and Jabber IM at 'email@example.com'. He likes to be contacted.
(All press inquiries, however, ought be directed towards the author's agent, Alistair Hoel, via email to firstname.lastname@example.org.)