Wednesday, February 8. 2006

My Call to Heinz

I stayed home from work again today, and despite my sore throat and general feeling of crapness, I decided to go ahead and call Heinz, since the limited business hours would make it difficult for me otherwise.

The call didn’t quite go as I had hoped, but I still find it amusing nonetheless. When listening, keep in mind the following things: I hate talking on the phone, talking hurts today, and I feel like crap.

If you aren’t aware of my efforts working with Heinz, you really ought to… wait for it.. catch up (ha ha!) before listening.

Click here to hear my call to Heinz.

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Posted by jer@nyquil.org at 12:21



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2006-02-08 13:16
marcus132 said:

Well played, sir.

McMinimicnigggins is goin’ down.

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2006-02-08 15:46
Christian said:

You’ve left me speechless

lol

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2007-02-09 18:47
burns said:

try sending them a resume!

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2007-11-03 23:20
Stew said:

Undercover Heinz agent? LOL

You are now my hero for life.

#4 (Reply)
2007-11-03 23:20
Stew said:

Undercover Heinz agent? LOL

You are now my hero for life.

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