The following is a public service announcement for other Olympics-challenged individuals such as myself.
Apparently there are now two famous people with the name Sasha Cohen, one spelled with a C, one without.
This is Olympic figure skater Sasha Cohen. You may have heard something about her falling on the ice during competition or somesuch. Now if you were me and you heard that, it would have confused the heck out of you, because:
this is Sascha (Baron) Cohen. He is not only not a figure skater, but probably wouldn't pass the mandatory drug testing required to be one. Chances are pretty good that he is tight with those Jamaican bobsledders though and really, he wouldn't have any more room 'round his neck for any additional gold medallions anyway. Check it! Jah.
The author lives in Vancouver, Washington, USA with his girlfriend and a menagerie of cats, rats, fish, birds, guinea pigs and robots.
Among other inanities, he strives to use investigative techniques to work young starlet breasts into every aspect of rational discourse -- focusing on the discourse, thus making it not perverted. Also, has recently begun a career as "Internet hairstylist."
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