Did anyone watch the Oscars last night? Can you confirm whether or not Phil Hoffman barked his acceptence speech? The fact that I haven't seen any articles mentioning it leads me to believe that he didn't go through with it, which really bums me out. Did it perhaps happen in such a fashion that it was too amazing for any journalii to remember?
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