OK. As promised, I now present you with High Strung, which I absolutely insist that you must download and watch. It is 90 minutes long, which pretty much anyone ought to be able to devote to this, but if you are unhappy after spending the 90 minutes, I'll gladly refund your money, and/or you can kick my ass. I'm pretty sure you won't be though, provided you don't mind laughing too much.
A note about quality. 12 year old VHS tapes really suck. All the VHS artifacts really played havoc with the video encoder, so I really had to bargain in my balancing of quality vs size. With an incredibly high bitrate, the picture stayed more true to the shitty VHS degradation, but ended up like 2 gigs. With a lower bitrate, the encoder kind of chokes a bit and we end up with some considerable blocking. On the plus side, the blocking covers up alot of the VHS errors, but on the minus side, it's a bit blocky. Fortunately, since this movie consists almost entirely of one guy walking around his house ranting about hilarious crap, the blocking isn't really that big a deal.
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