I recently had an idea for a new reality show, because as I’m sure you know, I think there needs to be more of them. Anyway, my idea combines some of the best elements of all the best reality shows¹ we’ve yet seen. First off, it invrsolves calling in to vote, replacing an icon, and being really mean to contestants.

The working title for this reality show is The Bat-chelor, and on it we will see a panel of evil masterminds (including Simon Cowell) eventually choose the new face of Batman — with a little help from America of course. Categories of competition will include: bantering, kicking ass, filling out a rubber suit, throwing one-liners and of course, dancing the Batoosy.