(Oregon, AP) -- The director of the Oregon Liquor Control Commission, Teresa Kaiser, has been charged with drunken driving, according to the Portland Police Bureau.
Lonn Hoklin, spokesman for Gov. Ted Kulongoski, said Kaiser e-mailed her resignation to members of the OLCC board of directors on Thursday. The e-mail said: "Due to circumstances that I deeply regret, I am resigning as executive director of the commission."
Police spokesman Detective Paul Dolbey said she was stopped Saturday night near Portland's Ross Island bridge. He said he did not have further details.
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