Dear Morgan Spurlock,

I’m a fat-ass and it’s your fault.

See, I never used to eat fast food. Never at all. I was lean, mean, and healthier than anyone I knew. Chicks dug me. My doctor wrote a paper on human bodily health using me as a benchmark for perfection.

Then I saw you eating all that delicious-looking food in your film Super-Size Me and everything changed. I had to have some. Then I had to have more. Now I can’t go a day without eating greasy, fried, DELICIOUS food from any number of drive-thru eating establishments. The larger the portions the better. Hell yes I’d like bigger fries for just $0.39 more.

Thanks a lot,

Alistair Hoel

p.s. “30 Days” is very enjoyable, even when I can see the hands of the editors shaping things according to the message you want to put forth.

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