Haha! Somewhere I have a few pics like this, too. Before the invention of the Mach 3, straight razors always cut the crap out of my face, and I’ve had blood running down in multiple places, too. You do win for biggest, though. I’ve never managed a 2" gash. I have had the number up to around 15 simultaneously, though. That pic made it look like I tried to catch some buckshot with my teeth. It’s the curse of the thick beard, and somewhat fragile skin for me, The razor would actually catch many hairs at once, pull them up, and then the next blade(s) would catch the skin, and recursively shave off more and more skin. It would look and feel fine for a moment, and then the whole area would turn bright red, and then the pouring. Were you sliding the thing sideways?

Oh yeah, I just remembered 2 others. I get hair on the rims of my ears, and have to run the blade over those, too. Once, I got the angle wrong – some kind of mirror-induced vertigo, and sliced a nice gash in my ear, which being an ear, bled like a mofo all over itself, running down to my neck. Another time, and I’m not sure how, while having my mouth wide open, getting the annoying hairs in the crease between upper and lower lip, I caught my lip, and that one hurt like a bitch, and took forever to heal up. And or course, showers of blood. Sigh.