Taco Bell has answered my pleas for a return of the Chicken Enchilada Grilled Stuft Burrito™. I've been slyly building my own version of said Grilled Stuft Burrito™ by ordering them with additional ingredients to roughly approximate what the Chicken Enchilada Grilled Stuft Burrito™ tasted like when Taco Bell saw fit to release it a few years ago, and then cruelly took it away from me. I suspect it was the annoyane of the drive-thru worker and the Stuf/Griller™ that lead to them bringing it back, I just don't know how long they plan on keeping it around.
The Chicken Enchilada Grilled Stuft Burrito™ is quite possibly the greatest Taco Bell item ever created, so I would really appreciate it if you'd take a minute (and $3) to do one or more of the following:
a) order and eat a Chicken Enchilada Grilled Stuft Burrito™ today. And tomorrow.
b) order a Chicken Enchilada Grilled Stuft Burrito™ and give it to a friend who isn't a vegetarian. All that matters here is the purchasing; the eating is only secondary.
c) order a Chicken Enchilada Grilled Stuft Burrito™ and give it to a perfect stranger who has not tried one. This will lead said stranger to buy one as well.
It doesn't matter who you buy it for, just that you buy one. If it goes away and you didn't buy any when they were available, you'll have no right to complain that they're gone.
I don't think I'm asking much... just if, you know, you happen to be going to Taco Bell anyway, your $3 could greatly affect my happiness in the future.
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