Waking up to email from Belinda about holidays, gifts for kids in bad situations, and charities that can make an impact on the world apparently caused my brain to think of something magical during Jer’s Thinking Time in the Shower™.

I only have a minute, so I’ll just lay out the basis for my idea so that you might give me some input to help form the rest of it.

My idea is….. Toys for Tits.

Iwant to try talking some of the fancier “gentlemen’s clubs” in the Portland, OR area into doing some kind of toy drive for needy kids this holiday season. Perhaps offering discounted admission or lap dances in exchange for gift donations or something. Like I said, I haven’t really… fleshed... out the idea yet — basically I got to “Toys for Tits” and then began to think about tits… you know how it is.

I was also thinking “Toys for TaTas”, since that name could actually be said on the evening news…

Anyway: thoughts? Has some other genius already come up with this and I just don’t know about it due to not frequenting that sort of establishment (more than a couple times a month anway. OK — fine. A week.)?

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