Since I need to get new plates anyway, I'm contemplating getting them personalized. After lots of searching to see what's available, what's not available, and what's not allowed, I've narrowed down my options to the following 2 choices:
I'm leaning towards the first one since I think it's "me," but the idea of getting the second one cracks me up considerably. I mean, how could I possibly get any nerdier than that? Plus, not being a fan of people determining what's decent and what's not decent, I like the idea of the latter; the only people who would see it as indecent are obviously as nerdy (and probably cooler than me) and would therefore not find it indecent at all.
The author lives in Vancouver, Washington, USA with his girlfriend and a menagerie of cats, rats, fish, birds, guinea pigs and robots.
Among other inanities, he strives to use investigative techniques to work young starlet breasts into every aspect of rational discourse -- focusing on the discourse, thus making it not perverted. Also, has recently begun a career as "Internet hairstylist."
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