Remember learning back in history class about those smoke bomb things ninjas used to throw down on the ground in order to produce a puff of smoke in which to vanish?  

What do you think they made the smoke smell like?  

If I were a ninja, I think I’d have gone with Corn Nuts, because in my experience, there’s no smell with quite the distracting power as that of disembodied Corn Nuts.

I’m not entirely sure that Corn Nuts were even around in Ye Olde Ninja Days, but we already know that ninjas invented throw-on-the-ground-poofy things. Corn Nuts are only slightly more complicated than those, right?

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