Saturday, March 3. 2007

Breaking News! Charlford Pregnant!

I awoke this morning to see that my hits as a result of Charlotte Church searches have gone through the roof, which means I sat on this information for too long.

A week or so ago, my source gave me what appears to be an ultrasound that confirms the news that Charlotte Church is pregnant, and suggests that the father may not be who she is now claiming that it is.

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I was hoping to realease this information just as she was announcing it, but sadly I missed the boat. In any case, it's out there now.

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Posted by jer@nyquil.org at 09:12





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2007-03-03 15:42
Anonymous said:

Sorry, but that is not Charlotte Church's ultrasound. If you look at the top, it says 8 weeks, 3 days and the baby in the picture is more than 8 weeks along. The baby in the picture is about to be born, not early in pregnancy.

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2007-03-08 14:13
Will said:

Anonymous is right. As a recent new father, I can tell you that a baby's moustache doesn't even begin to develop until the second trimester, and the eyeglasses finally form at about week 35. That's why many babies born prematurely have difficulty reading fine print.

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2007-03-03 18:45
greatbiggary said:

She was the right thing to do, apparently.

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2007-03-04 15:59
jer said:

One wonders what the right way to do it was...

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