I awoke this morning to see that my hits as a result of Charlotte Church searches have gone through the roof, which means I sat on this information for too long.
A week or so ago, my source gave me what appears to be an ultrasound that confirms the news that Charlotte Church is pregnant, and suggests that the father may not be who she is now claiming that it is.
Sorry, but that is not Charlotte Church's ultrasound. If you look at the top, it says 8 weeks, 3 days and the baby in the picture is more than 8 weeks along. The baby in the picture is about to be born, not early in pregnancy.
Anonymous is right. As a recent new father, I can tell you that a baby's moustache doesn't even begin to develop until the second trimester, and the eyeglasses finally form at about week 35. That's why many babies born prematurely have difficulty reading fine print.
The author lives in Vancouver, Washington, USA with his girlfriend and a menagerie of cats, rats, fish, birds, guinea pigs and robots.
Among other inanities, he strives to use investigative techniques to work young starlet breasts into every aspect of rational discourse -- focusing on the discourse, thus making it not perverted. Also, has recently begun a career as "Internet hairstylist."
He can be contacted via email and Jabber IM at 'firstname.lastname@example.org'. He likes to be contacted.
(All press inquiries, however, ought be directed towards the author's agent, Alistair Hoel, via email to email@example.com.)