Tuesday, March 20. 2007

pondering the improvement of a recent headline

What the headline said: Harry Potter franchise star Daniel Radcliffe shocks the world by baring all on London stage.

What I wish the headline said: Harry Potter franchise star Emma Watson shocks the world by baring all on London stage.

Hey now, stop that ‘tsk’ing — I know you’re thinking it too.

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2007-03-21 11:08
RT Cunningham said:

I’m with you on this one.

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2007-03-22 13:52
Will said:

"Harry Potter Franchise Star Casts a Spell over Audience with His Magic Wand"

Hermione, my oh my.

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The author lives in Vancouver, Washington, USA with his girlfriend and a menagerie of cats, rats, fish, birds, guinea pigs and robots.

Among other inanities, he strives to use investigative techniques to work young starlet breasts into every aspect of rational discourse — focusing on the discourse, thus making it not perverted. Also, has recently begun a career as “Internet hairstylist.”

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*: I’ve technically only earned 5/6ths of the award, but maintain that I deserve the whole thing.

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