this sounds like my verbal dyslexia. if that even makes sense.
when i’m tired or drunk or whatever, i will often switch up the first letters/letter sounds between 2 words.
one time i was speaking with a friend and she was wearing a new belt, and it looked just like mine at home. she knew what belt i meant when i said "whoa, we have batching melts!" and she was like "batching melts?" and i said it again, totally unaware that what i was saying was completely wrong, "yeah, batching melts. because they are the same!" HILARIOUS!
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