A few months back D decided to make every possible effort to cut high-fructose corn syrup out of her diet (for a variety of reasons). One of the biggest problems she encountered was ketchup; it all seemed to contain copious amounts of that evil substance.
Then she found Heinz™'s "Low Carb" variety, which containd no high-fructose corn syrup. I haven't tasted it, so I can't vouch for whether it's any good or not, I'm just throwin' it out there in case you desire it and didn't know it existed.
The author lives in Vancouver, Washington, USA with his girlfriend and a menagerie of cats, rats, fish, birds, guinea pigs and robots.
Among other inanities, he strives to use investigative techniques to work young starlet breasts into every aspect of rational discourse -- focusing on the discourse, thus making it not perverted. Also, has recently begun a career as "Internet hairstylist."
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