Friday, April 6. 2007

I Solve Another Problem: Getting "Scotty" High Enough

Phil points out a problem with the plan to launch Star Trek star "Scotty's" ashes into space -- namely that he won't get high enough to avoid earth's gravity1.

Cant get high enough, eh? I say let Keith Richards snort him with some blow. That ought to do it.

1: They're givin' 'im all they've go', but they jus canno' DOO it!

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