I was just doing a little research into my plan to cure all the world’s problems using bees when I discovered that some other madman has skipped right over step 1 and onto step 2.

Bees’ Demise Might Will Imperil Crops.

This will obviously put somewhat of a damper on my efforts.

So, the question now is: do I just abandon phase 1 of my plan and join forces (how’s “The Beestroyers” for an evil villain syndicate name?), or attempt to thwart his efforts in order to stick to my original plan?

Any villains wanting to take credit for this “mysterious” bee disappearance can contact me at jer@nyquil.org.

We’ll do lunch. (Applebees? Around 11:30 on Friday?)

Defined tags for this entry: bees, crisis, supervillain