Penelope (the brown and white one) is very tiny… I have really small hands so the scale is hard to see, but the Wiimote ought to help give an accurate reference. Also: I broked my camcorder, so this was shot with my digital camera. :(
The author lives in Vancouver, Washington, USA with his girlfriend and a menagerie of cats, rats, fish, birds, guinea pigs and robots.
Among other inanities, he strives to use investigative techniques to work young starlet breasts into every aspect of rational discourse — focusing on the discourse, thus making it not perverted. Also, has recently begun a career as “Internet hairstylist.”
He can be contacted via email and Jabber IM at ‘jer@nyquil.org’. He likes to be contacted.
(All press inquiries, however, ought be directed towards the author’s agent, Alistair Hoel, via email to ahoel@nyquil.org.)