Regal Theaters is about to test out an interesting methodology to combat some common irritations people associate with going to the movies. The device [pictured below] will be available to select patrons, having buttons to easily alert management to several problems.
I think this is a pretty good idea, but I think it's lacking some important buttons. I've taken the liberty of making a few improvements:
Anything I've missed?
(BTW: I just noticed post-photo-doctoring that a higher-resolution image is available. D'oh!)
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