Not one to sit idly by as Terri Schiavo hogs all the medical treatment related news coverage, The Pope has decided that he too needs a feeding tube. He must hope that he can regain the attention of the public eye without having to go through all the trouble of having the tube removed by force and the subsequent Presidential/Congressional enactment of a new law prohibiting its removal. I'm sure he's praying that it won't require Jessie Jackson's presence.
The author lives in Vancouver, Washington, USA with his girlfriend and a menagerie of cats, rats, fish, birds, guinea pigs and robots.
Among other inanities, he strives to use investigative techniques to work young starlet breasts into every aspect of rational discourse -- focusing on the discourse, thus making it not perverted. Also, has recently begun a career as "Internet hairstylist."
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