You guys! I just had the GRRRRREATEST idea. It's kind of hard to explain, but I'll try.
See, you just find pictures of cats in funny poses on the internet, then you use an Impact font to make the cat seem to be saying funny things. But here's the vital part: Cats have really terrible grammar! And they desire completely irrational things like cheeseburgers and psychiatric evaluations.
The author lives in Vancouver, Washington, USA with his girlfriend and a menagerie of cats, rats, fish, birds, guinea pigs and robots.
Among other inanities, he strives to use investigative techniques to work young starlet breasts into every aspect of rational discourse -- focusing on the discourse, thus making it not perverted. Also, has recently begun a career as "Internet hairstylist."
He can be contacted via email and Jabber IM at 'firstname.lastname@example.org'. He likes to be contacted.
(All press inquiries, however, ought be directed towards the author's agent, Alistair Hoel, via email to email@example.com.)