Wednesday, August 15. 2007

Unlocking the Unused Potential of Your Brain

On the way to work this morning I heard an advertisement for a new miracle system designed to unlock the unused potential of your mind. This secret will allow you to “read 10 books in the time it takes your friends to read just one.”

In the interest of saving you some time and money, I’ve decided to share this secret with you for free. Don’t tell anyone else, though.

The secret is pretty simple; just read shorter books.

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2007-08-18 09:15
MrCorey said:

That’s absolutely profound! ;)

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2007-08-18 11:03
jer said:

I suspect that it’s way more likely to have a noticeable effect than whatever they’re selling, though… :)

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2007-08-19 03:40
Emalyse said:

Blimey, a genuine guru in our midst!

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The author lives in Vancouver, Washington, USA with his girlfriend and a menagerie of cats, rats, fish, birds, guinea pigs and robots.

Among other inanities, he strives to use investigative techniques to work young starlet breasts into every aspect of rational discourse — focusing on the discourse, thus making it not perverted. Also, has recently begun a career as “Internet hairstylist.”

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