Thursday, September 20. 2007

An Explanation of One of My Biggest Fears

Know what terrifies me? White water rafting.

I admit that I’m a little bit ascairt of the actual rafting itself, but mostly I’m concerned about the fact that most rafts carry upwards of 5 or 6 people. Considering that each random person in my raft is AT MOST only six other people away from Kevin Bacon, the odds of having to share a boat with him are staggeringly high. And if there’s one thing I’ve learned from the considerable amount of time I spend watching movies, it’s that you should never, EVER get in a raft with Kevin Bacon.

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2007-09-20 23:10
greatbiggary said:

Damn straight! Looks like I have a new fear.

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