Having decided that I wanted to make a split-screen video showing a bit from Flight of the Conchords alongside the corresponding Footloose clips that inspired it, I then spent over an hour downloading the clips off YouTube, correcting their aspect ratios, trying to get the new videos to load in Cinelerra, trying to figure out how to do a split screen in Cinelerra, and ultimately learning that Cinelerra is -- dare I say -- a useless pile of crap (at least on this Ubuntu install), I decided to just let you use your imagination instead. No capable video editor means I won't be fancily editing any videos.
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Among other inanities, he strives to use investigative techniques to work young starlet breasts into every aspect of rational discourse -- focusing on the discourse, thus making it not perverted. Also, has recently begun a career as "Internet hairstylist."
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