I don’t have much to say lately, but I need to say this:

Google’s Android mobile phone platform is freakin’ AMAZING. T-Mobile’s “G1” handset — which is the first of the commercially available Android phones — is very nearly as awesome a device as is the underlying platform.

Imagine the offspring resultant from a drunken one-night-stand between a Sidekick/Hiptop and an iPhone. That pretty much describes the G1; it is fully touch-enabled and has a wealth of downloadable applications ala iPhone, but boasts the flip-out keyboard and actual navigation buttons which are the hallmark of a Sidekick for those times you don’t feel like looking like a total tool rubbing your fingers all over your phone.

Best yet, you don’t need to deal with any of the iTunes bullcrap that every iPhone owner has to admit to disliking dealing with. If you want to put mp3s (or oggs, w00t!) on it, you simply plug a NORMAL USB CABLE into it and it shows up as a removable drive. Copy your music over and you’re good to go. Same with photos and videos. Software updates come automatically over the air, so no dealing with the endless cycle of backing up and restoring when iTunes makes a mess of things. (Or, if you’re a nerd like me, you can manually download the firmware update and apply it yourself.)

Unlike with iPhone, users can install applications that modify very nearly any aspect of the device, and are not at the whims of Apple as to whether the app will be “allowed” or not. For instance: I have an app installed that can turn on and off features when certain criteria are met. When the GPS finds that I’ve arrived at home, it automatically enables wifi. When I leave it turns it off again to preserve battery. If my battery drops below a certain point I’ve got it set to turn off GPS as well to further save battery. Try doing that with iPhone :).

Want to set an mp3, m4a or ogg file as a ringtone? No problem, support for that is built in.

All-in-all, Android has far exceeded my expectations, and is quite the anti-iPhone platform that I’d envisioned. I highly recommend it.

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It’s pretty tough to argue with P. Diddy’s logic here:

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Just got home from Bill Maher’s “documentary” Religulous. Very enjoyable, but suffers from the same blight that seems to befall all theatrical “documentaries;” there’s either no thesis to be found, or nothing in the meat of the film to support the stated thesis.

Much of the film does a really good job of pointing out all the silly little things that followers of various religions take for granted as being normaller than all the crazy stuff those other religions teach, largely in ways that even fervent proponents of said religions can take to heart without being too offended. Not to say that Bill Maher doesn’t show off his usual level of douchebaggary, slyly making fun of people through irony to which they don’t catch on. There’s plenty of that in the film, some of it really funny. While adding to the enjoyment of the film, these awkward moments are often filled with pretty heavy-handed edits that really make me wonder what, exactly, it was that was really said/meant. Not sure whether what was depicted was real, but very sure that it was funny.

All in all, if one is looking for a Jackass / Da Ali G Show-style collection of disparate funny situations (possibly taken out of context) poking light-hearted fun at various tenets of the religious, one will not be disappointed with this film. This reviewer, however was left cold by both Maher’s stated thesis (that religion is going to lead man to its doom) and the fact that he didn’t actually use any of the film’s screen time to support it. He opened and closed the film in Megiddo, talking about prophesy and mankind’s inherent need to destroy itself, but everything in-between was the religious equivalent of fart jokes. Mormon underwear, Jihadist rappers, intergalactic overlords; really, the only “ha ha religion is so silly” element missing was the prophecies embedded in so-called Bible Code. But it sure was funny.

Next time, Bill, I’d suggest keeping it light-hearted; abandon your unsupported thesis and let us enjoy your religious fart jokes for what they are: really funny religious fart jokes.

For those looking for a more light-hearted, informational (and oddly more reverent) look at the various idiosyncrasies Earth’s religions manifest, I’d heartily suggest checking out Australia’s John Safran VS. God as well as Religulous. You won’t be disappointed.

(Here’s a little taste, courtesy of some nice bloke on YouTube: John Safran on The Bible Code.)

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Hastily composited image re: massive media comparison of Sarah Palin to Chance the gardener:

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I think I’ve stumbled across the solution to our problem of addiction to fuel of foreign origin and am going to share it with you now.

One of the most promising forms of alternate fuel is biodiesel, in that it requires no significant investment to run in many of today’s cars. There’s one little problem with biodiesel, though: we can’t possibly grow enough plant matter to supply all of our cars’ consumptive needs. Even if we all became vegetarians and stopped farming cattle — instead using all the plant matter we feed to them now to make biodiesel instead — we wouldn’t have enough. In addition, if we all stopped eating PLANTS as well as cattle, all the crops we grow now wouldn’t be enough to power our cars either.

There are many different forms of local, renewable non-oil fuel that have been discussed, be they electric, solar, smug, hydrogen or a multitude of others. The problem with those is that there’s no easy way to quickly convert existing cars to this new, untested fuel.

This means that if we’re going to adopt one of these fuels for use in all our Escalades and Hummers, it’s probably going to involve quitting oil “cold turkey,” buying new alternate-energy-powered Escalades and Hummers. This is a significant hassle. A “deal-breaker,” if I may. Americans are simply not going to want to get rid of their old Escalades and Hummers before their leases are up. This means that a hypothetical switchover will take years and years to complete in a best-case scenario, and more likely will never even begin at all.

It was while thinking of this problem that I stumbled suddenly upon my solution: cold turkey. Every Thanksgiving, billions of American households cook copious amounts of turkey, much of which never even gets eaten. I propose legislation both mandating a minimum size for Thanksgiving turkeys and limits on how much each person can consume, ensuring the maximum amount of leftovers.

Suddenly we have billions of pounds of turkey which can be rendered down into biodiesel to fuel our existing Hummers. You’re welcome, America.

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A few days ago the muxtape guy broke silence on what’s going on with him and the RIAA. Short answer: he gave up. Probably wisely.

As predicted, muxtape as you knew it is gone forever. There are, however, a number of contenders trying really hard to slide into everyone’s consciousness as the replacement for muxtape. Favetape, for instance, is one of the most high-profile of the bunch. They’ve been doing a number of really cool things in the mixtape space, leaving me with little doubt that they’re going to be the de-facto place people make their mixtapes.

Until THEY get into things with the RIAA, that is. Sure, their model does not involve hosting any files (which is pretty dang cool, actually), but at the end of the day they’re generating referral revenue using content for which they don’t have a license. They will get shut down too. Unless they work out some kind of deal with the RIAA — which means you’re probably going to have to pay to use them.

So where does that leave us? The best solution that I see right now is to install Opentape; it’s simple, fast, and low-profile enough that your friends can continue to hear your mixes without the threat of some money-grubbers getting shut down. You COULD decide to go with favtape or mixtube or one of the others, but at the end of they day they’re trying to make a buck off you — which is the best way to ensure that they cease to exist. (The RIAA/BMI/ASCAP does not like it when you make money involving music. If your business even has a radio playing within earshot of your customers, you’re required to pay them the appropriate license. Same goes for “on-hold” music.)

For the future? Hold on to your butts, for I’ve got a couple ideas in the works that may make mixtaping even easier with less risk of being shut down. If I have such ideas, you can be sure OTHER people do as well, which will make up for the fact that I’m notorious for getting all excited about a project and then completely abandoning it after very little of the work has been done.

In the meantime, though: seriously check out Opentape.

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