Having decided that I wanted to make a split-screen video showing a bit from Flight of the Conchords alongside the corresponding Footloose clips that inspired it, I then spent over an hour downloading the clips off YouTube, correcting their aspect ratios, trying to get the new videos to load in Cinelerra, trying to figure out how to do a split screen in Cinelerra, and ultimately learning that Cinelerra is -- dare I say -- a useless pile of crap (at least on this Ubuntu install), I decided to just let you use your imagination instead. No capable video editor means I won't be fancily editing any videos.
I admit that I'm a little bit ascairt of the actual rafting itself, but mostly I'm concerned about the fact that most rafts carry upwards of 5 or 6 people. Considering that each random person in my raft is AT MOST only six other people away from Kevin Bacon, the odds of having to share a boat with him are staggeringly high. And if there's one thing I've learned from the considerable amount of time I spend watching movies, it's that you should never, EVER get in a raft with Kevin Bacon.