I recently saw a huge McDonalds billboard that said "Fresh Cracked Eggs." Not "fresh-cracked" or "freshly cracked." Regardless of the freshness of the eggs, I'd prefer if they weren't sitting there with cracks in them.
Now today I saw a sign for Happy Meals depicting a tower of carefully stacked Chicken McNuggets that proclaimed "Food To Grow On." We all know that crap makes people fat, but it seems like somrthing they'd want to avoid inadvertently pointing out to us.
I can't be the only one seeing these unfortunate wording choices and thinking they reflect more negatively onMcDonalds than positively.
See, I never used to eat fast food. Never at all. I was lean, mean, and healthier than anyone I knew. Chicks dug me. My doctor wrote a paper on human bodily health using me as a benchmark for perfection.
Then I saw you eating all that delicious-looking food in your film Super-Size Me and everything changed. I had to have some. Then I had to have more. Now I can't go a day without eating greasy, fried, DELICIOUS food from any number of drive-thru eating establishments. The larger the portions the better. Hell yes I'd like bigger fries for just $0.39 more.
Thanks a lot,
p.s. "30 Days" is very enjoyable, even when I can see the hands of the editors shaping things according to the message you want to put forth.