Amusement parks (even ones of the "lame" variety) and neck/spine injuries are not a particularly good mix. All the fun-looking rides warn that those with neck/spine injuries should refrain from riding.
This, of course, causes an increase in bench-sitting, which itself is not particularly good for sore spines. Eh.
One awesome thing: the Enchanted Forest rip-off of Frontier Land has Abe Lincolns on staff for you to have your picture taken with. So far I've only seen the one, but I've been keeping my eyes peeled for the shift change. Seeing Abe Lincolns doing that "Evenin' Sam." "Evenin' George" thing that the sheep dog and Wile E. Coyote used to do would really make my day.
The other night I came up with a stupid idea whilst in the midst of a drug-induced stupor. I'll share it with you now.
SETTING: Post-Civil War United States. President Lincoln has just been assassinated. John Wilkes Booth struck, not just to deliver a death blow to President Lincoln, but also to collect a sample of his brain. For he was doing the bidding of a group of disenfranchised ex-slave-owners -- who, after no longer being able to take advantage of the African slave labor they so required, set out to use genetic engineering to create a never-ending supply of workers to harvest their cottons and tobaccos. Workers created in the image of the very man who forced them to take such action. Clone Lincolns. Slave Clone Lincolns. Slave Clone Lincolns who eventually would number in the millions, who would then rise up and take back the country for the South -- once and for all.
Here's a doodle I just cranked out on my Nintendo DS: