If you grew up on the 80’s and/or have any kind of fondness in your heart for either Star Wars or Transformers, I’d strongly urge you to just go ahead and quit reading right now. What I’m about to show you, courtesy of my action figure collection, is quite possibly the wrongest toy in existence. I’m not kidding: I can’t think of anything more wrong.
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I wish I was kidding. The Millenium Falcon, complete with tiny Han and Chewie figures, transforms into a giant Chewbaca robot and giant Han Solo robot.
“Transforms into a giant Chewbaca robot” is one of those phrases I could have gone my whole life without saying, but no, Hasbro has forced me to do it. I’ve had this thing sitting since Christmas, debating whether or not to share it with the world, but decided that I simply had to.
Anguished cries about murdered childhoods ought to be directed to Hasbro, not to me. I’m just the messenger. The very perturbed messenger.
