While perusing my pre-nyquil.org past over on livejournal, I stumbled across this gem from December 2004. Those of you who’ve seen it, sorry for the dupe.
Here’s info on my latest invention, which will really help out the women of tomorrow.
Imagine an alarmclock, but with the noisemaker part inside your pillow…
Your alarm will no longer have to wake your wife, who you make stay at home since that’s a womans proper place. Imagine how much higher quality your dinner will be when you get home to find it already made for you; a well rested cook is a better cook. Imagine how much more energy there will be for cleaning, mowing the lawn and providing sex whenever you demand it.
Alternatively, if you would prefer she go to work rather than you, then simply put it in her pillow. Now it’s you not being disturbed — not until she gets home and starts banging around pots and pans to cook you dinner anyway.
