Well, since then, people have been sending me feedback suggesting how I could have improved it further. Including, unbeknownst to me at the time, the actual album cover’s creator, Nick Egan. (His suggestion for improving it was not to have modified it at all, naturally.)
Today, however, I got another email followed by what is quite possibly the best suggestion of them all via voicemail. I share them with you now:
Subject: YOU’RE A PRIZEGINGERCUNT, DUDE.
Who or what are you?
Opinions are a universal rite.
What you did deserves your balls kicking into your kidneys.
‘ I fixed it ‘ ? The most arrogant piece of shit I’ve ever read online in 16 years. Next time I’m over I’ll come for a chat about poetry and music so I don’t miss out on your wisdom. Saying shit like that with your phone number and address attached would get you bounced from here to FUCKING Spain where I’m from … Dude. Don’t get a life, give it up. Waste of food you cheeky prick.
Hope you fail in everything you do. You FUCKING Ginger Minge Tit .
It’s kind of scary getting a (surprisingly polite) threatening voicemail message, but that scariness doesn’t outweigh the irony of someone actually calling me to share his opinion regarding my not sharing my opinion.
Nick, it appears that my attempt to sound like a dumbass on the Internet has succeeded far better than I’d intended, which I truly regret. I really do hate that skateboard at the top, but that’s just my opinion. ‘Fixing’ your album cover is purely in jest, however, and clearly falls under fair use / parody. As I think it’s pretty clear by now that I’m just a dumbass and not intentionally trying to disrespect your or your work, I’d really appreciate it if you’d call off your goons. Thanks.
Know what bugs the crap out of me? The skateboard on the cover of INXS’s album “Kick”:
Pretty much everything about that skateboard bugs me. From the terrible comp job to the yellow Greg Proops face on it, it’s just plain bad — not to mention the fact that it’s meant to look as if someone is actually riding it, somehow jumping to that position despite the fact that there’s clearly no understanding of the mechanics of making a skateboard jump on the part of the artist.
Actually, now that I’m getting worked up, it ALSO bugs me that the logo text in the center of the cover is clearly pasted over-top of Michael Hutchence’s hair, yet it’s BEHIND The Hamburgler’s hair, rubble rubble.
This cover is a travesty, and it offends me that someone actually got paid to make it.
So, rather than simply complain about it, I’ve decided to rectify the problems with it. From now on, please use this as the cover for INXS’s Kick:
As you can see I’ve replaced the terrible skateboard with an actual action shot of a skater executing a kick-flip — my little addition to making it relevant to the album’s title — and put the logo/title over-top of EVERYONE’s hair. The design is still really awful, but at least the specific problems with it have been addressed.
If there’s any work of art you’d like to see fixed, drop me a line and I’ll see about fixing it for you.
While in Australia, D and I got invited over to one of her coworkers‘s place for Christmas. In addition to being awesome, this was a much better option than the Hooters plan I had earlier declared. There was much good food, much Mario Kart and Rock Band on their Wii, and lots of good hanging out with other North Americans.
While there, I was re-acquainted with the open source Xbox Media Center, which, since I last was aware of it, is now just ‘XBMC’ because it now runs on Windows, Mac, Linux, and AppleTV. In the years since it left my awareness, it’s also become FREAKIN’ AWESOME. One of the really cool things it does now is fetch artwork and information about your television and movie files you watch with it from community-maintained sites, while looking really pretty:
Needless to say, the 5+ year-old MythTV setup we were using to play all the things we downloaded got replaced.
While watching programs, I’ve found that some of our more obscure programs are missing pretty artwork, so I’ve been dusting off my GIMP skills here and there making some. I’ve also been fulfilling requests from other less-artistic users, which is pretty good for the old sense of satisfaction of a job well done. It’s no secret that I enjoy making things in GIMP, so I figured I’d make some stuff other people will find valuable instead of just silly fake movie posters to amuse myself. If you want to follow along at home, the stuff I’ve been making is viewable via the following links: banners , posters, backgrounds. The site is pretty klunky, but their API is pretty nice, allowing for anyone to use the artwork/descriptions in their tv-related applications.
The fun part is that theTVdb requires artwork to be of resolutions high enough to be problematic for those who just want to download some off google and upload them. In many cases, you have to ‘make something out of nothing,’ or, more accurately, out of many different nothings. Other than new serieses that provide lots of high-res wallpapers and stuff to work with, you end up crafting entire posters out of tiny little elements — and, in many cases, filling in all the rest of it with nothing but your imagination.
